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Previously on In the Kitchen with Alicia, we learned how to make a peanut butter and jelly cocktail. (I'm not the first google result for it anymore! What the fuck!) This time I'm making something that won't make you want to vom all over your kitchen when you try it!

What you'll need:
  • Fruity italian soda, I suggest limeade or blueberry lemonade since that's what we use and WHAT WE GET IS CLEARLY THE BEST
  • Some motherfucking vodka. I suggest this kind, even though the label looks like some Word Art shit. (Stefanie, it's better than Tito's! Believe it or not!)

  • ICE POPS. Not Flavor-Ice or Otter pops or any of those other rip offs of the original, but these:



Pour yourself a big tall glass of limeade (we prefer holographic Slurpee cups, glasses shaped like boots, or an Abraham Lincoln goblet but you can do your own boring thing if you want I guess), dump some vodka in that shit, snap one of those ice pops in half, and drop it into your drank. BAM you got yourself a delicious cocktail with a vodka-soaked popsicle chaser.



Coming up soon, I'm sure, thanks to Unfancy Night tonight: How to make a 40 oz bottle of Olde English tolerable when you're not in college. I'm debating putting wing sauce in it, so we'll see what happens. I'm a loose canon.
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PRESIDENT
I posted this on facebook, but I'm not friends with a lot of you there (why?) and I'm genuinely interested in everyone's answers. So ignore the dumb description included and make a list for me of the 15 albums that changed you or the way you look at music. (Hand jobs for everyone who uploads the ones from their list that I don't have.) And I'm actually changing my list from yesterday. I forgot about two that really deserve to be on there.

1. The Zombies - Odessey & Oracle
2. Neutral Milk Hotel - In The Aeroplane Over the Sea
3. Okkervil River - The Stage Names
4. Sam Cooke - Live at the Harlem Square Club 1963
5. Radiohead - Kid A
6. The Decemberists - Her Majesty
7. Yann Tiersen - Amelie Soundtrack
8. Dusty Springfield - Dusty in Memphis
9. Mos Def - Black on Both Sides (Replacing Andrew Bird - Armchair Apocrypha)
10. Pulp - Different Class
11. Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago
12. Dolly Parton - Hello It's Dolly
13. Bettye Swann - Bettye Swann
14. Weezer - Blue Album
15. Dressy Bessy - Electrified (Replacing Mulatu Astatke and his Ethiopian Quintet - Afro Latin Soul)

Honorable Mention: The Monkees - Headquarters
don't ever change pussycat
WebMD is telling me that this constant lump in my throat combined with throat tightness means I am either suffering from a panic attack or thyroid cancer.



Since I have neither anxiety nor cancer, I'm just going to stick with their possible third diagnosis that I'm currently going through, and have been for the past two or three months, anaphylactic shock.
BUSEY
SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS THIS MOVIE OH MY GOD



I meant to post this last night while I was high on helicopter explosions and high fives, but then we got DRUNK and if my saved draft of this was any indication, I was better off just falling asleep with my face on the keyboard.
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PRESIDENT
DON'T TELL ANYONE







I dare you to read this and not have one, too.
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I'm going to (try to) start using this along with LJ.

Major Wood

May. 17th, 2009 11:25 am
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omfg LUMBERJACK COMPETITIONS ON ESPN TODAY

BONER TOWN: POPULATION ALICIA




BEST QUOTE SO FAR: "The wood was way up there also" omg iawtc
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I'm just going to watch this gif repeatedly until 2010 and wish that Jack had died instead. A TOOLBOX TO THE HEAD SHOULD KILL SOMEONE.

OH MY GOD

May. 10th, 2009 02:59 pm
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PRESIDENT


YOU GUYS LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS BABY IS

FML

May. 10th, 2009 01:17 am
don't ever change pussycat
Today I caught my mom sexting my dad.

Not 30 minutes later I found out my grandmother owns a thong.

And then my mom bought the adorably flirty sleep set I had been eyeing. Because "it looks like something dad would like" on her.

What a nightmare.
BUSEY
Abby jumped up and locked one of the inner deadbolts while we were out doing our laundry.

However, our locksmith was one of the most attractive men I've seen irl in a long time. And the shady past he kept alluding to certainly didn't hurt.

So now we're sitting on the couch watching Blazing Saddles and drinking



mixed with



UPDATE:
Erin just mixed (a lot of) vodka with chocolate syrup and is drinking it straight. She calls it a chokka. I call it gross.
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I could listen to this song on repeat forever and ever until the end of time.

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PRESIDENT
WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK I'M TIRED OF WORK TODAY CAN I JUST GO DRINK MARGARITAS ALREADY??



don't ever change pussycat
Alicia to Erin 1:29 AM
MAKEI OUR DOWG SHUT UP


Alicia to Erin 1:30 AM
WITH YR MIND NOTA LIKE ACTUALYL


Erin to Alicia 1:30 AM
I KNOW RIGH
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Erin to Alicia 1:31 AM
SHE wil calm don eventuallt


Alicia to Erin 1:31 AM
LOL YAPOSS


Alicia to Erin 1:31 AM
TPOS


Alicia to Erin 1:31 AM
TYPOS


Erin to Alicia 1:32 AM
lololol

i ate that chickne sanewich in like ten senonds it was so goddamn delicious


Alicia to Erin 1:32 AM
IKR?!?!??!$:@L?!


Erin to Alicia 1:33 AM
and akk those fries ufh put them inside me

okat i am going to slepe now

more in this story as it develops


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I would also like to say that I've revisited this post and I'm absolutely dying over our mission statement ideas. Bard Owl Books: Quality boys at an affordable price.
don't ever change pussycat




Also we reviewed fucking BRIDE WARS for See You At Nationals, Bitch. It's the worst movie of all time, you guys. The absolute worst.

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